Sunday, February 3, 2013

1 Like = $1, 1 Pray, 1 Shit!

Newest craze on fb: "If i get 1000+ Likes, my (some shit) will do (some shit) for me.."



Parents please!! You love your kids, so there's no need to use 'em to get likes!!! I wonder if in the future they would have to 'beg' for likes to get food!!!

Another shit: 1 Like = $1


 

If fb was really goin' to donate some dollars for every like, there would have been some Official Notice about that (maybe on your home page or other kinda notifications), and not some dumbass stuff about 1 Like=$1...!!!

Just a meme i guess...

1 Like = 1 Prayer


So 1 like=1 pray, 1 comment=10 prays & 1 share=100 prays?

Where does this arithmetic comes from? Is it because commentin' on the picture requires more time, more energy or idk wat kinda shit!! & on top of that, 100 prays for 1 share?? Sharin a picture must be such a tiresome task...



And the last one:


Guess the magic trick?? 

Tadaaaaaaa: Nothin!!!

In a nutshell, some ppl are creatin' lutsa stupid ideas about 1 like= somethin, and many ppl are buyin' it and eventually, they're likin, commentin' & sharin' these stuffs.. How far will human stupidity go with the increasin' number of Social Networkin Sites??

Friday, January 18, 2013

Facebook=Personal Diary?

Nowadays, some people consider their Facebook profile to be their Personal Diary.. They wud post all kinda personal stuffs rangin' from what they are eatin to whom they are f*ckin!!!

Here are some posts I've seen on my news feed:

1. I'm at (some place) wit (tag some friends) !! Im havin such a great timeeeee! 

Bitch please! If u were really havin a great time, with your FRIENDS, you wudnt be postin' a status simultaneously...

2.Smokin (some stuffs)
3. Drinking (some stuffs) with (tag some ppl)

 & they would even post photos:

4. Its rainin' outside!!!

Im sure, very soon, im goin' to see somethin like this:

Boyfriend & girlfriend havin' sex.. Boy says: "Wait i need to update my facebook status that im fckin' you & we're havin a nice time.."

:/

On top of that, Facebook has now come wit some texts in their posting space... In the past, it was std: What's happening ?

Now:






Sounds creepy, but looks like Facebook wants to know everythin' that you're doin or you've been doin'..

To top it off, check out this video which is about: Facebook v/s Reality... Enjoy xx

Monday, January 14, 2013

How hard is it to keep a promise?

Definition of the word ‘promise’: 

assure someone that one will definitely do, give, or arrange something; undertake or declare that something will happen.


How many times has anyone broken the promises they made to you? And how many times have you broken yours?

Every day people make promises to each other.


Promises can be the stuffs people say to win the elections ranging to a father promising to teach his son to ride a bicycle after he returns from work or simply the promises someone made to their better-half.

Sometimes due to some unforeseen circumstances we cannot keep our words. It may be due to lack of time, budget or simply lack of will!

But personally, all people should keep their promises whatever the age group or the magnitude of the promise made; otherwise, they just don't have to make any promises that they don't intend to keep.

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Movie: Hugo Cabret


Hugo is an Americ 3D historical adventure drama movie released in 2011. It relates the story of a 12-year old boy, Hugo, who lives alone at a train station in Paris. By repairing a mechanical device that his father found at a museum where he worked, he deciphered some secrets linked to a great film pioneer Georges Melies.

Here's the trailer: 



During the movie, Hugo stated that a machine is made up only of the parts that it requires for the latter to work effectively and not of unnecessary useless parts... In the same way, the world is made up of people who are here to contribute to something to make a better world...



No one is useless in this world, everybody has been sent to accomplish something...

So don't think of yourself as a good-for-nothin, as a waste of space, but instead think in what way you can be useful to the world, to the people around you... "You're Original and cannot be replaced... You just gotta ignite the light & let it shine! Just own the nite like the 4th of July.. Cos baby you're a Firework, show 'em what you're worth..."

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Marilyn Monroe Quotes

Here are some quotes of Marilyn Monroe which I coupled with some of her pictures: 


When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them. We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupid, so are regrets. If I'd observed all the rules, I'd never have got anywhere. Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are!


Sex is part of nature; I go along with nature. It's not true that I had nothing on, I had the radio on. I love to do the things the censors won't pass. Your clothes should be tight enough to show you're a woman, but loose enough to show you're a lady. I restore myself when I'm alone!





A girl doesnt need anyone who doesnt need her! It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy wit someone. How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself! The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. Men are always ready to respect anything that bores them.

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Life is Short...


Laugh often! :D

Give big Hugs...

Play your favorite songs loud 


Make phone calls to loved ones...

Breathe deep :)

Give up on haters!..

Visit family & friends that are far away...

Practice peace 


"It is time to practive peace. It is time to practice consciousness. It is time to practice kindness. It is time to practice embracing each other. And then, maybe, by the grace of God, there will be peace on this earth. I hope so, because the time has come." -Prem Rawat


See the beauty in all the situations :)

Don't sweat the small stuffs!

Dream big & make it happen!!


Love like crazy 

Friday, November 2, 2012

Pictures that some girls upload on Fb nowadays...

Some girls would upload half-naked pictures of themselves, and would ask their friends to like them…

Some wud use PhotoShop to remove some imperfections, others Instagram to add a filter while some amateurs wud add stars, hearts and idk wat kinda shit else…



They would either make a duckface, show their b**bs or legs, & eventually they wud complain that:

“Boys suck! They just wanna get laid..”
Or
“Why do I get all the bad asses? Where are the decent & good guys?”



Bitch please! What dyu expect after postin such pictures of urself?

What is more important? The number of likes and comments, or yur reputation and character?
Like Bruce Lee said, “Knowledge will give you power, but character respect.”



And a personal advice, don’t upload pictures of urself that may compromise wit yur career afterwards! For example, pictures where ure high, drunk, half-naked wit some weeds or alcoholic drinks in yur hand! You may have set some privacies, but u cannot be sure who is viewing yur pictures and wat they are doin wit them!