In December 2010, I posted something about the Type of Facebooker! Right now its more about the type of statuses that the users generally post.
1 Pessimistic Users
One category of Users are always complaining, be it about their life, school, work place, weather, holidays.. In short EVERYTHING!!
"School definitely does s*cks! Just waiting for it to be over..."
"I'd such a bad day at school (work).." They could post that status everyday cos everyday seems bad for 'em.
"It's raining. Urghh... Another day wasted."
2 The Tager
In this category, the users would tag their friends in most of their statuses!
"I'd such a nice day with @velo @city @93..."
"Hey guys: @meen @ak @shi.. what are you doing tommorow?"
"Whomever wna go to the Cinema contact me.. @kr @is @ta..."
3 The Einstein! :P
There are a few ppl online who would only post statuses based on scientific, technological, economics stuffs.. Philosophical!
"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."
"Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it."
"Pure Mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas."
4 Smart & Wise Users
They would most of the time post words of wisdom or inspirational and motivational status..
"It's easier to pretend to be strong than to admit to being weak, but it's better to admit to being weak than to pretend to have strength you don't have."
"Life is like a snowflake...Nothing can ever be duplicated exactly the same twice and nothing lasts forever. Cherish what you have while you have it."
5 Funny User
Ma favorite! They would post short but hilarious jokes (adult jokes)..
"Man to God - Why did you make women so beautiful? God - So that you will love them. Man - But why did you make them so dumb? God - So that they will love you."
"Why does a squirrle swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry"
"Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed? A. Because their plugged into a genius!"
"Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken..."
"What do you do with a years worth of used condoms? Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear."
6 Public User
These types of Users would just publicize their life online.
"Yayy.. I went to Jumbo today & I bought 2 packs of tampoons" duh :|
"Tomorrow I've 2 maths papers & 1 physics paper"
"I lost *somthing* today."
"I went to the Night Club tonight."
"I'd a nice time with @.. @.. @.. drinking all nite long.."
" I baked ma first brownies today :D"
7 EMO User
Users who are desperate about getting a boyfriend :/ or are heart-broken..
"I'd truly loved you, but ud just broken my heart! I hate you"
"My GirlFriend left me. I'm feeling so sad and lonely.. Anyone out there to gimme a hug? :$"
"I've got an old mobile phone for sale. Anyone interested?"
"I'm on sale! Wna buy me?"
"Who wna have a match of Poker with me?"
"Yayy I'm ranked 33 in Extreme Cars"
"I didn't ask you to agree with the decisions I make in "MY LIFE" but I didn't ask you to judge me EITHER."
"For all people that piss me off & you know who you are. Buy a rope, build a bridge and hang your self off of it like a Christmas decoration. Then go to hell."
"HA, you are so pathetic :') You know what, why don't you go grow up, live your life and stay the hell out of mine? It's a brilliant idea I think."
Users who post updates based on all the 10 listed above.. *like me ^^* :P
My last 5 statuses:
"I never use 'OMG'.. I prefer 'WTF' :P"
"It ain't workin' :@:@:@"
"We realize the importance of someone only when he is no longer here for us :( "
"The Camera Never Lies, But the Software Can! :p "
"Thinkin' of ma Form 4 Maths Teacher: "F*ck, Func, Function!.." xD"