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Top Status ( Status King)

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥ

_̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ 

٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶

┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction.

˙ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı

♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬

 if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF

 ̿̿̿ ̿' ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ this is a stick-up... give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]! 

 ٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱц =)

 (:pɐǝɥ ʎɯ oʇ ƃuıuunɹ sı poolq ʎɯ ɟo llɐ

PlayTheMoments ▌▌ PauseTheMemories ■ StopThePain ◄◄ RewindTheHappiness.*

 U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown

This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog! 


Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy? i bet hes not laughing out loud


Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


--^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death


says if u need a friend (text me) need a laugh (call me) need a hug (stop by) need money (this number is no longer in service) lol


Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?


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Don't wait for the perfect moment...Take the moment and make it perfect...

Facebook Emoticons

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:-D :D =D

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:-O :O :-o :o

 wink

;-) ;)

 glasses

8-) 8) B-) B)

 sunglasses

8-| 8| B-| B|

 grumpy

>:( >:-(

 unsure

:/ :-/ :\ :-\

 cry

:'(

 devil

3:) 3:-)

 angel

O:) O:-)

 kiss

:-* :*

 heart

<3

 kiki

^_^

 squint

-_-

 confused

o.O O.o

 upset

>:O >:-O >:o >:-o

 pacman

:v

 curly lips

:3

 robot

:|]

 Chris Putnam

:putnam:

 Shark

(^^^)

 Penguin

<(")

 42

:42:

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Some Computers Laws

Most computer errors can be attributed to a similar problem - a screw loose behind the keyboard.

Whenever you need a crucial file from the server, the network will be down.

Whenever you need a crucial file from your hard drive, your computer will crash.

E-mailed tasking will always come just before you log off.

A quarantined virus - will be opened.

A chain letter - will be sent.  To global.  A dozen times.

The chance of a virus infecting your network is directly proportional to the amount of damage it does.

The chances of getting off work on time is inversely proportional to how much e-mail the boss leaves for until end of the day.

The faster you need a hardcopy, the more people will be using the only office printer.

General Fault Errors are the "Check Engine" light of computers. If it can be fixed, chances are it's not by you.

A patch is a piece of software which replaces old bugs with new bugs.

The chances of a program doing what it's supposed to do is inversely proportional to the number of lines of code used to write it.

by Ryan Sylvester